"Birthdays are good for you. Happy birthday. Treat yourself! Happy birthday! I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday., 33. Happy birthday, lady! Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Even my cake is intiers. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits. Happy birthday. Perhaps its because laughter is the greatest gift you can give someone. Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. Although Im really not sure why were celebrating a day when your mother was the one who did all the work., 240. Sure, they bring parties and good times. ", "A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest? You rock! Thank you for letting me pick on you all these years. As a close friend, I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many years as you can get away with it., 264. No really, I think youve emotionally scarred me. Oh, is it yours? After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance., 38. Happy birthday!, 145. Happy birthday to someone Im happy to share a cake with! Mat Jobe has written for print and online publications for over 25 years. Comedian Jim Gaffigan's funny birthday quote is the ideal way to wish a loved one a happy birthday. Probably because, let's be honest, you were lazy, and you're embarrassed about sending them the same old message you do every year. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie. 1) Eat cake. ", "You might be prehistoric, but at least youre not extinct! Happy birthday!, 103. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. 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Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart, funny, and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. I thought, if I keep going this way, Ill be 64 by the time I turn 5. Too many birthdays will kill you. Wait youre how old today? Just dont forget to delete the incriminating ones! Happy Birthday! On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. For your special day I made you a cake. Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year., 60. As you get older, there are three important things that happen. You can change your preferences. Happy birthday, friend. "You dont look a day over 16! As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly! ", "Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years Wonder where your car is parked? Happy birthday to you and your newest chin., 88. Happy birthday, friend. I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Happy birthday, sister!, 207. Whether it's your friend, best pal, partner, or grandma, we gotcha. Happy birthday! The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! Knock knock. Happy birthday! It's really unfair to wait for 365 days to wish you on your birthday! Happy birthday! Happy Birthday to someone whos not completely annoying most of the time. Wishing my sweetheart, a very happy birthday. Enjoy . Thats why I believe you are one of the wisest people. Happy Birthday! ", "Forget about the past you cant change, the future you cant predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didnt get you one. You know why? Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Happy, happy birthday! Enjoy your birthday., 270. I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here., 113. :), 220. Im so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat I mean, share your cake., 91. Today, we add another candle to your cake, and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication., 126. Contactless delivery and your first delivery or pickup order is free! Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party., 62. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!, 267. How do you feel? Joe says, I feel like a newborn babe! Really, a newborn babe? Yes! But hopefully with more hair! Hope you have an awesome day! Hoping your birthday doesnt lead to a barf-day. 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Hey dont stress about getting older. I always get emotional on my birthday. Its official you can now begin your quarter-life crisis., 49. Happy birthday. Keep trying! Happy birthday! Age before beauty, brother. Just let me know how old were telling people you are now ???? Happy birthday to a great friend! Happy birthday!, 71. Oh, youre spending it with your family? A few years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. And in some eastern Asian cultures, like in China and Korea, the first 100 days of a child's life is cause for huge celebration, as is the first birthday. Others bake it happen. Time may be a wonderful healer, but its a terrible beautician. "Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. If you could remember any of it. Add one of our 80 funny birthday wishes to your loved one's birthday card and make their day a little happier. . Happy birthday! Happy birthday old-timer! Have a happy birthday!, 235. Happy birthday! Wishing you a sloth of fun on your birthday. There is Facebook that makes you believe that you are popular and then there is me who makes you believe you are smart solely to make you happy! Congratulations! The cats out of the bag. Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young., 56. Youre a quaran-teen now. Dont worry, big brother, age is only a number. You dont look a day older than dirt! My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch. Try to enjoy it., 227. May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business., 69. ", "Those aren't gray hairs you see. You are so lucky haha! ", "Happy birthday! 3) Have hot sex. For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. You are the best dad in the world and deserve to have two birthdays every year. Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldnt find glasses if they were on your face girly. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday! Why are funny birthday messages so popular? Still, happy birthday! 85. I cant wait until were old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together! Happy Birthday! I dont know who I would tease without you. (I thought youd probably already heard Happy Birthday enough and wanted something different)., 209. No, youre not getting older. Warm regards to your knees. ", "The secret to staying young is make up Make up an age, then stick with it! Happy Birthday, Bro!, 179. so enjoy this and express your feeling in comments. Happy birthday. Oh, well! Lets start with large print., 262. Adult looks good on you", "Name a better birthday duo. Good friends will never let you forget your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do., 260. Happy Birthday!, 183. Youre not old. Norman Vincent Peale Live Life You're one in a melon. Happy Birthday. When it comes to crafting funny birthday wishes, age can be a great source of inspiration. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday. I learned so much that year because I had someone who lived through it to tell me firsthand stories. Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to the most beautiful soul on this earth. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine! Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow. ", "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy birthday, daughter. Its way to hard to get back up. Youre still hot after all these years just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit! Oh wait-that's wine. You deserve everything life has to offer. I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming. Happy birthday! ", "Pst, dont grow up! You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Thats what your relatives are for., 108. Happy Birthday! Dont worry about having another birthday. Come on! ", "You suck at aging! Make yours a double. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass! Happy birthday!, 14. I hate being fat, but I love eating food. Okay, technically, we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Happy Birthday! So lets share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. 50. The content on this site is written by humans, for humans. Sis! ", "What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? I know that Ive been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, Youre welcome. Happy Birthday, brother!, 163. Wonder where you left your phone? Wishing a happy birthday to my warm, kind, and caring aunt. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday to someone who is so old and lonely, they could be the subject of a spooky Halloween ghost story., 68. 42. Deal? ", "Since its your birthday, Ill tell you now youre a real catch. "Happy Birthday! Its a good deal., 132. ", "A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. We respect your privacy. Happy Birthday. Its your birthday a time for celebration. ", "They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I hope you get everything you deserve. "Lets get you so drunk that you end up believing its my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy Birthday!, 193. Famous Funny Birthday Quotes I will never be an old man. You know youve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbors swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the cars fault. Thats why youre the wisest person I know. For the 20th, 116. Lets celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb., 35. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. Happy Birthday! Youre so lucky youre not a dog. Happy birthday. Today, youre just an old fart. Today its official, your turn is over. Birthdays are nothing more than natures way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. 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Happy Birthday. Happy birthday, dear sister., 217. Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate., 21. Haha, Im laughing about them now but seriously, did you steal my legos that one time. (Closed), This Artist Creates Wavy, Psychedelic-Looking Mirrors (35 Pics), This Artist Illustrates Retro Album Covers For Contemporary Famous Artists (23 New Pics), Hey Pandas, What Are Some Oddly Terrifying Facts? Did I get your attention yet? Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy. But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. The bad news? Yea right and jail is just a room!, 11. Congratulations, friend! Youre so very welcome. ", "Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons., 25. Wishing you a year filled with love, adventure, and prosperity. ", "Another day older is another day to chug more cake. Now blow out your candles, and may all your wishes come true! Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago. I used to have a sweet, little sister. 1. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!, 106. Happy birthday to someone who is officially so old, its creepy to watch teenage vampire movies., 111. Hope you have the best day celebrating. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. May your wishes come true, and your day be as beautiful as you! I would have bought you a present, but I didnt think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget., 72. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! "On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Just dont try too hard to blow out your birthday candles this year. Happy birthday! Too bad you wont be having any., 155. You and I both know that youve been a brat since we were kids, but Im not going to mention that today. 3. Happy birthday! Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. Youre now so old, youll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. Happy birthday, friend! Age before beauty. If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. Send them the gift of laughter this birthday by adding any of these hilarious birthday quotes - they'll be sure to crack a smile at your wisecracks, and you may even earn some full-belly laughter. ", "Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. Thanks for being such a great history teacher! Really, it's nothing to get worked up over. Me., 43. No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you dont have ugly children. I can bearly contain my excitement. Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. 91. At your age, theres nothing funny about birthdays. We have some ideas for you. I cant remember the other two. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses., 156. Yah, that sounds right. But its the thought that counts, right?, 178. Get Humorous Birthday Cards delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case please disregard this message. I promise to stop counting the years after this one. ", "If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember You can always change your birthday on Facebook! Also, she's a firm believer that pineapple belongs on a pizza. I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. I hope your birthdays a great one! ", "A quick reminder on your special day well-behaved women rarely make history. Happy Birthday! At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. ", "I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Now you know youre getting old when you cant even remember how old you are. Happy Birthday!, 174. Want to feel young and thin again? It will match your age! Happy birthday!, 130. 1. I feel so special for this., 269. I am laughing out loud as of now. Youll always have a pizza my heart. Birthdays are really a double-edged sword. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Also, Im really drunk., 90. Stay healthy my friend! Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do. Happy birthday! Oh well! Sure, youve got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but eh, I got nothin. I'm only here for the cake. I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. Love, your son. Just wait until next year., 100. Today, you turn 29! Hey beautiful! You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds. Whenever I hear the word youth, I always think of you cousin. The 105 Funny Birthday Wishes and Quotes With Images; Happy Mothers Day From the Heart Dont worry we have 269+ hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook, email or in a text message. Given the times we live in I thought, if I keep going this way Ill. Do., 260 years wonder where your back goes out more often than you do is the greatest gift can. 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